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Oracle Text
Exile target creature if it has any abilities other than keywords. (Flying, protection, and partner are all keywords. See rule 702 for details. Landfall and scry aren't keywords; they're an ability word and a keyword action respectively. Yes, there's a difference.)
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Mana CostCharacter Background
TL;DR is a quintessential black removal spell for decks that want clean, surgical interaction without spending a full card on broader answers. At two black mana, it best supports control and midrange game plans, especially in metas full of utility creatures, value engines, or commanders with text boxes packed beyond simple combat stats. Because it exiles only creatures with nonkeyword abilities, it rewards careful deckbuilding and rules knowledge: it neatly handles many creatures with death triggers, activated abilities, or static bonuses, while leaving behind straightforward beaters with just combat keywords. Pair it with effects that strip abilities or turn opposing threats into blank bodies, and it becomes even more oppressive. In Commander, it is particularly appealing when you need efficient, repeatable answers to engines that slip past normal combat math. The card’s dry, almost judge-note flavor fits its function perfectly: concise, exacting, and mercilessly focused on deleting the creature that is doing too much.
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Character Background
TL;DR is a quintessential black removal spell for decks that want clean, surgical interaction without spending a full card on broader answers. At two black mana, it best supports control and midrange game plans, especially in metas full of utility creatures, value engines, or commanders with text boxes packed beyond simple combat stats. Because it exiles only creatures with nonkeyword abilities, it rewards careful deckbuilding and rules knowledge: it neatly handles many creatures with death triggers, activated abilities, or static bonuses, while leaving behind straightforward beaters with just combat keywords. Pair it with effects that strip abilities or turn opposing threats into blank bodies, and it becomes even more oppressive. In Commander, it is particularly appealing when you need efficient, repeatable answers to engines that slip past normal combat math. The card’s dry, almost judge-note flavor fits its function perfectly: concise, exacting, and mercilessly focused on deleting the creature that is doing too much.
Generated using gpt-5.4-mini · Updated at 2026-08-11 11:10:45 UTC