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Wowzer, the Aspirational
Oracle Text
Whenever Wowzer, the Aspirational attacks, if you have an {E}, control a Blood, a Clue, a Food, a Map, a Powerstone, and a Treasure, are the monarch, and have the city's blessing and the initiative, you win the game.
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Wowzer, the Aspirational reads like a living to‑do list for winning the game: a 10/10 legendary Snow Wurm whose attack trigger is an all‑or‑nothing alternate win, so it best supports combo/value shells that assemble a specific board state rather than raw aggro. Build a deck that tutors and generates permanents—tutors (Demonic Tutor/Enlightened Tutor) plus token engines and treasure makers—to reliably produce a Blood, Clue, Food, Map, Powerstone and Treasure, and include energy sources to reach the {E} threshold. Specific synergies: Dockside Extortionist and other Treasure producers, Tireless Tracker for Clues, and haste/protection packages like Lightning Greaves to ensure it attacks. Also prioritize ways to become or steal the monarch, lock in the city's blessing and the initiative (control pieces, extra turns, or initiative‑granting effects), and redundancy (sacrifice outlets, redundant tutors). Treat Wowzer as a finisher—assemble the checklist with card advantage and repeatable token engines, then swing once to close the game.
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Character Background
Wowzer, the Aspirational reads like a living to‑do list for winning the game: a 10/10 legendary Snow Wurm whose attack trigger is an all‑or‑nothing alternate win, so it best supports combo/value shells that assemble a specific board state rather than raw aggro. Build a deck that tutors and generates permanents—tutors (Demonic Tutor/Enlightened Tutor) plus token engines and treasure makers—to reliably produce a Blood, Clue, Food, Map, Powerstone and Treasure, and include energy sources to reach the {E} threshold. Specific synergies: Dockside Extortionist and other Treasure producers, Tireless Tracker for Clues, and haste/protection packages like Lightning Greaves to ensure it attacks. Also prioritize ways to become or steal the monarch, lock in the city's blessing and the initiative (control pieces, extra turns, or initiative‑granting effects), and redundancy (sacrifice outlets, redundant tutors). Treat Wowzer as a finisher—assemble the checklist with card advantage and repeatable token engines, then swing once to close the game.
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