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Bloated Processor
Oracle Text
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
Card Details
Mana CostCharacter Background
Bloated Processor is a clean value engine for a Phyrexian midrange or sacrifice deck, especially in **black-based grindy builds** that can keep bodies flowing. As a 3/2 for three mana, it already pressures life totals, but its real strength is turning spare Phyrexians into permanent growth, then converting its own death into a burst of incubate tokens equal to its power. That makes it excellent in attrition games: every sacrifice both advances the board and leaves behind future material. Pair it with cheap Phyrexian fodder or token makers, and it can snowball quickly; cards that create multiple Phyrexians or care about sacrifice triggers let you maximize both abilities. In March of the Machine, it fits best as a value card that rewards careful sequencing, not an all-in aggro piece. If you can reliably cash in extra Phyrexians, Bloated Processor becomes a must-answer threat that replaces itself with a broader board.
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Character Background
Bloated Processor is a clean value engine for a Phyrexian midrange or sacrifice deck, especially in **black-based grindy builds** that can keep bodies flowing. As a 3/2 for three mana, it already pressures life totals, but its real strength is turning spare Phyrexians into permanent growth, then converting its own death into a burst of incubate tokens equal to its power. That makes it excellent in attrition games: every sacrifice both advances the board and leaves behind future material. Pair it with cheap Phyrexian fodder or token makers, and it can snowball quickly; cards that create multiple Phyrexians or care about sacrifice triggers let you maximize both abilities. In March of the Machine, it fits best as a value card that rewards careful sequencing, not an all-in aggro piece. If you can reliably cash in extra Phyrexians, Bloated Processor becomes a must-answer threat that replaces itself with a broader board.
Generated using gpt-5.4-mini · Updated at 2026-08-21 18:40:45 UTC