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Legendary Creature — Insect Mutant Scientist
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uncommon · Artifact — Food
Everything Pizza
$0.14
Low
$0.17
Market
$0.21
High
Oracle Text
When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gains 3 life and draws a card. Each of your opponents discards a card. This artifact deals 3 damage to any target. Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.
Card Details
-/-Power / Toughness
Mana Cost1Prints
Character Background
Everything Pizza wears its Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles branding like a promise: it gives you a slice of every color and a buffet of effects, which makes it a superior value and toolbox piece for five‑color midrange/control lists rather than an aggro staple. The two‑mana Food entrance that tutors a basic land smooths your mana early and fixes for heavy color requirements, while the extravagant five‑color sacrifice ability is a one‑card late‑game reset — life gain and draw for a teammate or yourself, mass discard for opponents, 3 damage to topple a blocker or finish a player, and three +1/+1 counters to close a race. Build around reliable fixing and ramp (Chromatic Lantern, Arcane Signet, Birds of Paradise, Cultivate) so you can actually pay the activation, and slot it into decks that want big one‑turn tempo swings or combo finishers. Time the sacrifice: don’t use it just to piddle — trigger it when the discard plus damage and pump swing the board or enable a win condition.
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Character Background
Everything Pizza wears its Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles branding like a promise: it gives you a slice of every color and a buffet of effects, which makes it a superior value and toolbox piece for five‑color midrange/control lists rather than an aggro staple. The two‑mana Food entrance that tutors a basic land smooths your mana early and fixes for heavy color requirements, while the extravagant five‑color sacrifice ability is a one‑card late‑game reset — life gain and draw for a teammate or yourself, mass discard for opponents, 3 damage to topple a blocker or finish a player, and three +1/+1 counters to close a race. Build around reliable fixing and ramp (Chromatic Lantern, Arcane Signet, Birds of Paradise, Cultivate) so you can actually pay the activation, and slot it into decks that want big one‑turn tempo swings or combo finishers. Time the sacrifice: don’t use it just to piddle — trigger it when the discard plus damage and pump swing the board or enable a win condition.
Generated using gpt-5-mini · Updated at 2026-05-16 20:40:47 UTC